Season 1 ; Episode 11 - The Saltwater Room

Megan: *runs in* SORRY I’M LATE!
*everyone turns to Megan*
Jacy: *shocked*
Zeela: what the--
Kris: eff?
Duke: dude! That’s--
River: Adia?
Megan: *runs next to Chris and sinks in her chair*
Priest: *coughs* please, let us continue.
Phoenix: um, sorry.. uh, where were we?
Priest: you may now say your vows.
Phoenix: *smiles* um, River, i don’t really know how to explain how much I love you.. and I know you have heard that so many times before but when I say it, it comes from the heart, I love you for just the little-est things, the way you bite your lip, the way you say hello, the way you make people feel like shit.
*they all laugh softly*
Phoenix: you might not be perfect in anyone else’s eyes, but you are perfect to me. *smiles*
River: Phoenix, you are a schwanz.. and you can really be a pain in the ass, a lot.. you pick your nose, burp out loud, fart in public..*everyone tries not to laugh hard*
Phoenix: *looks down laughing then looks back up at River*
River: BUT, you are you, and I love you for that, because Phoenix is all I ever want to see in you, it’s all I want, your love. *smiles*
Priest: *smiles * At this time, I’ll ask you, Phoenix, and you, Rivereira, to face each other & take each other’s hands.
Phoenix: *puts hands out*
River: *smiles and holds them*
Priest: Follow me. I, Phoenix J Malcolm, take you, Rivereira Reese Henderson, for my lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until death do us part.
Phoenix: I, Phoenix J Malcolm, take you, Rivereira Reese Henderson, for my lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until death do us part. *looking into River’s eyes and is about to cry*
Priest: and River, follow me, I, Rivereira Reese Henderson, take you, Phoenix J Malcolm, to be my husband. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love and honor you all the days of my life.
River: *tears of joy forming* I, Rivereira Reese Henderson, take you, Phoenix J Malcolm, to be my husband. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love and honor you all the days of my life.
Priest: *closes the bible* well, I now pronounce you, man and wife, you may kiss the bride.
Phoenix: *looks at the priest**smiles* father, she’s mine now?
Priest: *nods* she’s yours. *puts hand on his shoulder* have her.
Phoenix: *laughs softly**looks at River* you’re mine now. *smiles nervously*
River: *laughs* I’m yours. *kisses him**everybody claps their hands*
Phoenix: lets go eat.
River: *nods*
*Jacy and the rest walks up to Megan*
Jacy: are you.. Adia?
Megan: *looks at Chris to signal him to help her out*
Chris: uh, guys, this is my best friend, Megan Beckett.
Megan: *smiles nervously*
Kris: so you’re like, twins with Dee?
Megan: uh, yeah.
Zeela: whoa. That’s scary dude. You scared the shit out of us man.
Megan: *laughs nervously* yeah, uh, sorry bout that.
Jacy: *plays with Megan’s face* it’s weird, you look exactly like her!
Megan: yeah, scary. *sarcastic* Twins don’t look like each other do they?
Jacy: *laughs* sorry. So you’re the person moving to Brookston with Chris?
Megan: yeap.
Zeela: cool, I’m Zeela, this is my sister Jacy, and this is Kristen.
Megan: *shakes everybody’s hands* hey, so what sororities are you guys joining?
Jacy: um, our mom, was supposed to be a legacy at Kappa.
Megan: cool, my mom’s supposed to be a legacy too! But she quit because they didn’t act as sisters after all.Zeela: *whispers* do you think she’s talking about mom? Mom didn’t even tell us she had twins! Wth!
Jacy: *whispers* calm down Zeels! *normal voice**smiles nervously* so.. I guess we’ll see you around.
Megan: yeah, you should.
Duke: *takes mic* and it’s time for the couple’s first dance. *smiles*
*How to touch a girl by JoJo start playing *
Phoenix: cmon. *takes River’s hand*
River: *smiles and goes onto the dancefloor*
Phoenix: *puts both hands on her waist* remember this song?
River: *laughs**wraps wrists around his neck* you think I’d forget? This is our song phoenix..
Phoenix: *smiles**narrows eyes* you sure we’re doing right?
River: of course we are. I have already given all my love to you. And I’m not sure I can take it all back. *lays her head on his chest*
Phoenix: *smiles softly**kisses her head*
River: *looks at Phoenix and smiles**leans in*
Phoenix: *kisses River lightly*
River: *pulls away* I’m glad you actually remember our song.
Phoenix: *laughs* like I’d forget, it’s my ring tone Riv.
River: omg! It’s my ringtone too! *smiles wide*
Phoenix: *laughs* I love you, Wife. *smiles*
River: and I love you, Husband. *smiles*
*with Duke*
Duke: *sits next to Zeela* hey.
Zeela: *not looking at Duke* hi.
Duke: Zeela.. I’m sorry.
Zeela: *drinking champagne* mmhmm. *walks off*
Duke: *sigh*
Daryen: *pats Duke’s back* nice try.
Duke: whatever. What is the lacrosse team doing here?
Daryen: Phoenix invited them. Since Crispo is a senior, he’s counted as a witness, so River and Phoenix’s wedding is legal.
Duke: oh..
Zeela: *bumps into Chris*
Chris: *drops the refreshments* shit! I’m sorry Zeels! I’m so-- *pauses as he looks into her eyes*
Zeela: omg no! I’m sorry! Lemme help! *kneels down and wipes the floor with tissue paper*
Chris: um, no! it’s okay, I’ll do it.
Chris’ POV: whoa, her eyes are, beautiful.. wait, no Chris! You cant be falling for your ex’s sister! Moron! Snap out of it! She’s talking!
Zeela: no really, I insist to help.
Chris: uh *still looking at Zeela* uh ok. Ok. *wipes the floor with Zeela*
*they both stand up*
Zeela: I am really sorry Chris.
Chris: its okay, really.
Zeela: ok, I’ll go now.
Chris: wait! Zeela!
Zeela: *turns around* yeah?
Chris: are you doing anything later?
Zeela: *laughs softly, shakes her head then walks away*
Chris: *smiling and checking her out as she walks away*
*shows Phoenix and River dancing and they fade*
*Next week, pledging!*
Zeela: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! PLEDGE WEEK!
Jacy: it’s just sororities and fraternities Zeels.
Zeela: *gasps* not JUST sororities and fraternities! Sisterhoods and brotherhoods!
Kris: *rolls eyes playfully* whatever, lets go.
River: *putting heels on* okok! I’m cming!
*they run to the sorority house*
Silver: welcome ladies, this is our first rush party, have fun will you?*all girls cheer*
Serena: Sil, check out who just came.
Camille: *turns their way* it’s my sister and her friends. *smiles*
Silver: it’s time to give them a warm welcome, *snaps fingers* girls. *walks and they follow her*
Jacy: *turns around* ice princess, 12 o’clock.
River: *turns around**glares*
Silver: why hello River, I’m glad you brought your little whores to MY sorority.
Jacy: *mumbles* bitch.
Serena: step off whore. It’s a so-rority not a ho-rority
Zeela: back off plastic photocopy. *shows fist*
Serena: *scoffs*
Silver: nice dress River, did you get that at Hoes-are-us?
*serena laughs*
Camille: guys, be nice. *mouths to river: sorry*
Silver: *sarcastic* well sorry~
River: well actually I got this dress from your mum’s store.
Zeela: *laughs and hi fives Kris*
Silver: *laughs sarcastically* wait, you got something on the side of your mouth, lemme get that. *takes napkin and pretends to wipe something* drool much? *laugh then smile fades and she snaps her fingers* girls~ *walks away*
Jacy: *cracks knuckles* I’m gonna cut her.
River: its okay Jacy, just let her in, one toe at a time.
Zeela: yeah, nice, red painted, pampered toes.*everyone looks at Zeela*
Zeela: what?*everyone rolls eyes and continues meeting other pledges*
*end of first rush*
Megan: *barges in* omg, sorry I’m late!
Silver: *looking at Megan* uh, the party is over.
Megan: great.
Silver: but since I’m nice, I’ll give you a chance, come tomorrow alright?
Megan: really?
Silver: *sarcastically* no you twat. get out of my face before I change my mind.
Serena: yeah! Out of her face, loser!
Megan: alright! *runs out*
Silver: *sigh**snaps fingers* sanitize me.
Serena: *puts sanitizer on Silver’s hand*
Camille: why do you guys have to be so cruel?
Silver: we are not cruel Camille, we’re going through a phase, lets go to bed, tomorrow we’ll have to pledge more losers.
Camille: *rolls eyes**in the dorm*
Jacy: *unzips her dress* is it hot in there or what? What temp was that? 50 degrees?!
Zeela: *plops on the couch and switches on the tv* I admit, it was hot. *rummages the dress off her* I HATE DRESSES!
Kris: *laughs hysterically as she takes of her dress* everyone hates dresses, why do you think we’re taking them off right as we walk into the dorm?
River: Kris! Unzip!
Kris: *helps River* Silver was being nicer than her usual bitchy self..
River: yeah. Weird.
Jacy: I’m gonna go change *throws dress on Zeela’s face*
Zeela: hey! Watching 90210 here!
Jacy: *shuts the bathroom door** walks out* who’s stuff is that?
Zeela: wha?
River: whats up?
Kris: *sees* it’s just bathroom stuff.
Jacy: but it’s not our stuff. Its in a bag, on the floor, And what is that, Horse shampoo? Gross!
Zeela: *laughs* lemme see! *grabs horse shampoo and smells it* OH! GROSS! *shoves in their faces* smell it!
River: well whatever, I’m gonna go take a shower first then. *takes dress off*
Jacy: not fair! Me first!
River: *hits Jacy*
Jacy: YOU SLAPPED ME! *slaps River back*
*they both fight*
Zeela: GUYS SHUT UP! *turns around**laughs* CATFIGHT!
Kris: *grabs Jacy off* STOP!
Jacy: she slapped me first!
River: I just felt like it~
Jacy: *crosses arms* whatever.
Megan: *walks in* whoa, why is everyone naked?
Jacy: Megan?
Megan: hi
River: what are you doing here?
Megan: I live here now.
Zeela: *Stares at Megan* wha?
Megan: I’m taking Dee’s bunk~
Kris: seriously?
Megan: yeah. Can you guys put some clothes on, its hard for me to concentrate.
Jacy: uh, yeah, we should put some clothes on. Cmon guys.
Zeela: I like being in my underwear.
Jacy: *pulls Zeela’s ear*
Zeela: OW OKOKOK!
*they all get dressed in the room*
Megan: *watches 90210*
Jacy: so why are you wearing a dress?
Megan: I went to the first rush party but was late, so I came back here.
Zeela: oh? cool.
River: *ties up her hair* welcome to our dorm.
Kris: yeap, welcome.
Megan: uh, thanks. Should I go, hang out with Chris to give you guys some time or something?
River: no no, its okay, you can stay here, we need to discuss the rules.
Megan: um sure.
Zeela: ok, first rule, never listen to Adia’s rule talk.
Megan: o..k?
Jacy: second, we sleep at 12 midnight.
Kris: and rule three, you can take off any of your clothes here and nobody would care, we walk around naked every morning.
River: and, um, we don’t like the smell of horse shampoo around here.
Megan: *laughs nervously* ok? I got it, but, are guys aloud in here?
Jacy: of course!
Megan: *sighs in relief* alright.
Kris: *laughs* guys, its 1 o’clock, let’s get in the sheets.*everyone goes in bed*
everyone: night Megan
Megan: night.*next morning*
Kris: *reading Private**looks at watch**blows horn*
Jacy: *screams then falls off the top bunk*
Zeela: *wakes up and sees Jacy on the floor**laughs histerically*
Megan: *brushing teeth* whats going on?
Kris: whoa, early riser.
Megan: I joined the military when I was younger.
Kris: awesome.
Jacy: *face on floor* can someone help me up?
Zeela: *pulls Jacy up while still laughing hysterically*
Jacy: *pushes Zeela*
Zeela: *still laughing hysterically*
Jacy: I’m gonna shower. *slams the door**screams from inside the toilet* RIVER! YOU USED MY TOOTHBRUSH!
River: *screams from inside the toilet* I CAN USE IT IF I WANT TO!
Zeela: *laughs * someone’s cranky!
Kris: she’s PMS-ing.
Megan: what time should we be there?
Zeela: 8 pm. *bangs on door* I need to pee!
River: *opens the door*
Kris: nobody touches my blue cup! *runs into the toilet*
Megan: *awkward face* they go in the toilet together? *mumbles* weird…*with the boys*
Phoenix: *drinking coffee* man, frat party was friggin crazy.
Duke: stop screaming~
Daryen: *snoring*
Phoenix: guys wake up! *kicks Daryen* Dare!
Daryen: what the hell is the rush?
Phoenix: just get up.
Daryen: *groans*
Phoenix: quick, get up.
Daryen: *crawls to the bathroom and sticks his head in the bathtub*
Phoenix: Duke.
Duke: *whispers*stop screaming! *sticks his head in the bathtub*
Phoenix: *takes shower hose and hoses their heads*
Daryen: *gets up* I’m up!
Duke: *spits out water* I’m gonna go change.
*River calls Phoenix*
Phoenix: hi Wifey.
River: hey Hubby. *smiles* what time is your frat meet up?
Phoenix: 8 or 9 pm.
River: great, we have time! Wanna hang out?
Phoenix: *laughs* I really want to babe, but my clothes are getting dry cleaned, I don’t have a shirt.
River: why won’t you borrow one of Duke’s or Daryen’s?
Phoenix: they stink. *laughs*
River: *laughs* fine, I’ll come over then.
Phoenix: sure thing baby girl.
River: see you there.
Phoenix: bye, love you.
River: love you too.*River hangs up*
River: guys, I’m gonna go over Phoenix’s.
Megan: and I’m going to hang out with Chris.
Zeela: oo! I wanna go see Chris.
Megan: well then I’ll walk around campus then, you can hang out with Chris alone Zeela.
Jacy: I have a date with Troyal today.
Kris: *sigh* I’ll be alone as usual..
*Edson calls Kris*
Kris: omg, it’s a Rafferty boy. *shows them caller ID*
River: *twitching* are you serious?! GET IT!
Kris: um hello?
Edson: hey, is this Kristen?
Kris: yes, this is she.
Edson: um, I’m Ed, Edson Rafferty.
Kris: I saw your caller ID. What do you need?
Edson: so I think you heard that I broke up with my gf last week?
Kris: no, what happened?
Edson: she was being really rude to people, I couldn’t handle it, so, what are you doing this afternoon?
Kris: nothing really.
Edson: cool, I’ve been kinda watching you, and not in the stalker-ish way, but like the ‘I like you’ kinda way. And I was wondering if you would like to go out with me?
Kris: *laughs* how did you even get my number?
Edson: none of your business *laughs* so? Is that a yes?
Kris: I’ll think about it.
Edson: sure, call me back anytime. Bye Kristen.
Kris: bye Edson.
*they hang up*
Kris: I HAVE A DATE WITH A RAFFERTY!
Zeela: congrats! *hi fives Kris*
River: I’m gonna go now. See ya guys.
*everyone leaves*
*with Megan*
Megan: *walking around*
??: *bumps into Megan* oh god, I’m sorry. *puts hands up* let me help you up.
Megan: uh, *looks into his eyes and her heart starts beating fast* sure. *grabs his hand and gets pulled up*
??: I’m really sorry, I’m so clumsy, its like the 6th time I’ve bumped into someone today. *hides rope in his bag*
Megan: *laughs nervously* um, its okay, really.
??: so, whats your name? *puts hands in his jacket pockets*
Megan: I’m Megan, Megan Beckett. *shakes his hand* and you?